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Derry Girls episode 3 “The Concert” Script

Kerri Quinn steals the episode as Rita, the Bocelli-loving, van-driving, spelling-challenged, Take That T-Shirt sales rep

“Pop music isn’t really my thing, truth be told. It’s all so fucking soulless. Nah. I’m a classical head, all the way, but I’ve been banned from trading at Glyndebourne ever since I absolutely battered that Pavarotti fan. And when I say I battered, I mean intellectually, like. I did kick the shit out of him as well! Pavo’s La Boheme is very muscular, but for purity of tone you simply cannot fault Bocelli !!!” – Rita