Roger Stone claims a “satanic portal” has opened over the White House

Longtime right-wing “dirty trickster” Roger Stone appeared on the program “Elijah Streams”, claiming to have photographic proof that a “satanic portal” has opened over the White House.

Stone—who was convicted by a jury on seven counts of lying to Congress, witness tampering, and obstruction in relation to special counsel Robert Muller’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election—claims to have become a dedicated Christian because God used Trump to pardon him for his crimes. In this capacity, Stone claims to have developed a new appreciation for the importance of waging “spiritual warfare” through prayer.


One thought on “Roger Stone claims a “satanic portal” has opened over the White House

  1. Just when we thought (naïvely as it turns out) that political life in America had attained its dismal nadir, along comes this malevolent, cynical low-life, Stone, with his mangled sense of reality to entertain/threaten us with his Atwoodian scenario. Is he waiting for us to clap, laugh or weep? For the love of all things meaningful everyone read ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ and then tell us all is well in the state of Stone and his tribe.

    With a bit of luck I figure I might have one or two more sailing season’s on magnificent Lake Champlain before sadly turning my Canadian back on the 45th parallel, come the dark circus that will be the 2024 American election.

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